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Festive Gear for Christmas 2025

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Why Shop Stellar Bear

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  • Same price for all XL sizes because we're not jerks.

  • Free weekly t-shirt giveaway to annoy our accountant.

  • New items weekly thanks to recurring insomnia.

  • Custom designs & bulk orders for your fun and unfun events.

  • Quick Standard 2 - 5 day US shipping; no processing fees.

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Top 10 Best-Stellars

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The Anti-Social Collection

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The Work Collection

Whether you're working hard or hardly working, we've got you covered.

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The Nature Collection

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The Birthday Collection

Gear for birthdays + let's poke fun at each other for getting older.

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The Vintage Collection

For our fellow appreciators of all things old, quirky, rare, and/or truly bizarre.

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The Food & Drink Collection

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The Sports & Fitness Collection

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The Travel Collection

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The Jane Austen Collection

We see you, fellow Janeites.

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The Space Collection

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FINALLY!

Nonversation Cards - The Antidote to Conversation Cards - SHIPS 12/10/2025

The market is flooded with conversation starter cards, so we're happy to introduce Nonversation™ Cards, a snarky, funny gift for your favorite extroverts and introverts alike. This deck is the perfect stocking stuffer, and also great for white-elephant gift exchanges. Preorder today; ships by December 10th, in plenty of time for Christmas.

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The Proposal Collection

Pop the question in a unique way. Have their Yes shirt ready, too.

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The Garden Collection

For those who appreciate all things gardenly and/or have a green thumb.

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Weekly Winner

Our latest winner chose this t-shirt. Subscribe to be automatically entered in our weekly drawing.

Winner: Ellie S., CA
Why did you choose this t-shirt? I love Jane Austen books and movies!

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Custom Work

Get all matchy-matchy. Request custom shirts (or other goods) for your team, wedding party, family gathering, school, fundraiser, corporate event or cause. We do custom designs and/or bulk orders (6+ of the same item).

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